- Just won the #newbartseatslottery #
- "On this timescale all matter is liquid." #
- "In 20,874 AD the lunar Islamic calendar and the solar Gregorian calendar will share the same year number" #
- Thinking about the Big Bang in terms of it being the point of zero entropy. Wowzah. #
- This pretty much explains how I feel, or fail to, about the upcoming US election https://t.co/g4hxMKHn #
- "National Christmas Tree Has Died Near White House" http://t.co/cbvB0hK5 #
- Current tabs: Ancient Greek Myth, map of Mars, Voynich Manuscript, IMDB… it's for research, I swear. #
- I thought we sprayed for those things #
- Everything just keeps getting so much better and worse so quickly #
- Ave Signore Russolo! I NEED this movie http://t.co/PvWjZ72k /ht @zevhonith in reply to zevhonith #
- Destruction testing my data plan #
- Sometimes I with the twitter "expand" button offered an explanatory text about a tweet #
- From a certain perspective the Internet is just a long love story between Alice and Bob #
- Vim vim vim vim vim heads: what's the Big Bang in the user and in single words wrong too, but this worked. — http://t.co/HAJuDxjz #
- Trieste has made a chair? Trieste has made a story between Alice and in my stir fried rice noodles are. — http://t.co/HAJuDxjz #
- ok I'll stop. Thanks, @jessedarling #
- Homefried potatoes (garlic and cayenne), topped with plain yogurt. Turns out, surprisingly pretty solid. #
- O god I am going to work and I have O'malley's Bar stuck in my head this bodes ill. #
- you make a dumb reply on a blog because of misreading. owner calls you on it. Better to own up or let lie? #
- Wow thanks for all the feedback guys. To clarify, it's more about "is it worth making someone think again about my dumb error?" #
- Mofo you best be wearing that twilight shirt ironically in my goth club. #
- New blog, wherein I ramble about site design, personal branding, and the attention economy: http://t.co/vsGmCet8 #
- Best comment on a @cyriakharris video: "Your move, Japan." #
- "Prestige is just fossilized inspiration." http://t.co/lEAFEamY #
- Kanye quoting Nietzsche. And no one thought that was weird? #
- There was just a gay threesome joke on wheel of fortune. For serious. #
- As someone born in North Carolina I would like to remind everyone in my bubble that we are not actually the majority. #
- .@uhlume my point: reasonable attitudes are not in the majority in the united states. in reply to uhlume #
- .@uhlume convince me that ethics and logic drive a democracy and I'll care about that in reply to uhlume #
- .@uhlume I'm correcting the misperception that this was a surprise in reply to uhlume #
- I like the fact that its surface is a Voronoi structure http://t.co/YCRjNAfy via @Theremina #
- Did that thing where I find a cool project and then realize someone I know is spearheading it (looking at you here @arlenarlenarlen ) #
- (mostly) gay/bi friends: have you ever dated someone who had the same name as you? was that as weird as it seems it would be? #
- "You cannot fly away. You are not in fact as free as a bird." "I could waddle away. I am free as a penguin." #
- yay twitter randomly had me unfollow one friend and I'm pretty sure had another friend randomly unfollow me #
- regex and yak shaving http://t.co/FsIJ9ufP #
- Of course, @warrenellis podcast is the only one that makes Google Listen collapse weeping. #
- Gosh there are a lot of people doing things. I feel kind of outnumbered #
- It's 2012. You're writing science fiction. Do you still submit to magazines? if not, what do you do to get out there? #
- Can I vote for just the gay parts and not the domestic spying parts? #
- "It's more endearing than one might think" #
- Sit at cafe with good coffee. Steal bandwidth from Starbucks across the street. #
- Why does the horn section always look uncomfortable? #
- Turns out I can indeed light a pop band who speak no English #
- German speaking friends: what's a mildly offensive term for testicles in current use? It's uh for research. #
- if you are an Pretentious Industrial Music Person like myself you may be amused at my latest routine http://t.co/RzeX9g9a #
- This is without a doubt the highest-bandwidth clock I have ever seen http://t.co/SakCWOQV #
- Coworker: "this party might go till six am." me: "I get paid by the hour and we have an espresso machine. Bring it." #
- I remember when techno had songs. #
- New Speculative Journalism piece up. I would really appreciate you all citing this as fact. http://t.co/pZQ7JrfL #
- "THIS HAS BEEN GREATEST GAME II HAVE PLAYED IN LONG TIME. POSSIBLY ALL OF TIME. PLEASE MAKE BOAT SEQUEL" #
- Man I just wrote a paragraph so good I want a cigarette now #
- Profound disconnect. #
- Research todo lists long enough, and eventually you'll find a few systems that might have been written by TimeCube guy #
- This one, for example, has been used for shopping lists and to prove an indeterminate universe. #
- "This task management system is turing complete" CLOSE TAB ABORT ABORT ABORT #
- Reading tutorial on video transcoding. Realize link to next article is "Male Energy Cultivation Experiment 005A" ABORT ABORT #
- someone needs to make a clipper card reader for android #
- Every single time I try to autocomplete a twitter name on twitter site, it fails to find them. Every. Single. Time. #
- Twitter. Guys. Seriously. Please stop pretending you provide an application and focus on providing a service. #
- Amazing and inspiring review of @warrenellis 's "Do Anything." via Deleuze's theory of islands http://t.co/q88GKNzF #
- Man I miss having a geopolitical situation that made for good relationship models #coldwarnostalgia #sistersofmercy #
- on the upside, our current president is better at standup than Reagan was at acting #
- "post-structuralism" is a word I like to say, like a 4 year old likes to say "doody" #
- my stir fried rice noodles are always too chewy. Am I not soaking them long enough? Do I need to fry longer on lower hear? #
- Weird. Bot scrapes for keywords, makes a paper li out of results. What possible good could that do? #
- I get weird musical desires. Right now I want to hear something that sounds like This Morn Omina slowed down about 150% #
- and there's the obligatory hour per night spent trying to get software to work #
- Due to the power of shuffle I am actually walking around on a sunny may day listening to Bela Lugosi #accidentalgoth4liff #
- A single tear wells from the corner of the all-seeing eye #
- Modern politics [twitter screenshot] https://t.co/Xj4MCAGt #
- When did Orwell become a comedy writer? http://t.co/WMnrIvkS /ht @kgosztola in reply to kgosztola #
- "I'm not a politician, I'm not running for office, and I don't have to respect anybody's idiotic opinions." –W. S. Burroughs #
- "At some juncture, you have to stop reading and start writing." — @warrenellis #
- I am listening to a surprisingly coherent John Zorn album. #
- apparently "general strike" in the modern world means "overload tumblr" #
- Regardless of the technical reasons, the fact that nothing related to #ows is trending but "ReplaceParamoreSongsWithChurro" is, is broken #
- Trying to determine how my twitter interactions are affected by userpic which doesn't allow gender detection. #
- It's not often you sign off with a client and think "boy I'm gonna miss that one." #
- Inspirational story about the hackerspace movement in Iraq http://t.co/Pr0Ow1ei #
- Some nights I just like to open the console and marvel that any software works at all #
- I find it hard to believe that no one has made a taskpaper client for android. That's just weird. #
- acid polka http://t.co/JDBcss2Y #
- In This Is Someone's Fetish news today, stuntmen flipping with guns http://t.co/kN3Na88A #
- This is probably my favorite option in a settings dialogue, ever https://t.co/7SJxJITJ #
- Retro night! For a light guy, this means I get to use the CMYK chicklets gobo on the trackspots. #
- 'Partch lamented that there was no Greek word for "hubcaps".' #
- "Silvers pulled a groin muscle (one of his own) running" Thanks for clarifying. #
- I've been writing. Here is me rambling on the nature of Writing Devices http://t.co/3is8dlCv #
- "like a flower blooming or a controlled explosion, depending on where you're standing and how quickly you play it back." – Neil Cross #
- "the stress in the Earth is described by a tensor with six independent parameters" #
- today's synonym for cool sighted in the wild: "clutch". "being able to [do thing] is also clutch." #
- Trieste has just won me for the day by playing Neubauten #
- What could be more serious than a chair? http://t.co/E1lDtFYC #
- Being in bed bath and beyond makes me feel like Roy Batty. "Gosh…so many things…" #
- "Did you find everything alright?" "I was overwhelmed by all your versatile solutions to modern living" *blank look* #
- only http://t.co/W7f4viNU could make a page where about half of the embedded flash videos only show up in safari. #
- gah. stupid twitter link shortening. Don't bother clicking that, it's Adobe dot com #
- In capitalism, crazy bum yelling at wall speaks for us all. #
- Today's Bart ride, directed by Brecht. #
- I like how the apple/google contacts sync problem is solved by it sort of working some of the time randomly. That's very hip. #NoPomo #
- and in a nod to spellcheck, I'm going to start pronouncing "tortoise" "tor-TWAH", as it is clearly spelled. #
- I have probably now spent over 5 minutes this week staring at google interfaces trying to find something #doingUXwrong #
- Cheers in the wirehouse #
- oh right, when you saw a tweet from someone earlier but now can't find it it's because twitter's UI knows what you want more than you do #
- Is there someone who will pay me for bitching in a very specific manner about bad UX? #
- Sample Du Jour: twitter search page in no way makes it obvious you are seeing only "top" tweets nor what defines that #
- vim heads: what's the easiest way to get pwd into a paste buffer? #
- I'll write a philosophy, if you'll write a poem. #
- "The first half of the first hour of tutorial is not about [bit of open src software], but about the Linux command xargs." #
- you can tell it's an open source app because a file picker instead of making the user type a full path on a phone is for pussies #
- Well If you value privacy you can now strike Skype from the list of applications you can use http://t.co/GQM7V3JR HT/@ioerror #
- I finally have a phone that makes me feel like flying cars are right around the corner #
- had to copy paste navbar code. CLEARLY TIME FOR A TEMPLATING LANGUAGE #larrywalleffect #
- That awkward feeling when someone you don't like supports a cause you do. #
- That awkward moment when the well dressed middle aged woman pulls out a police radio #
- "If you meet a girl who takes timecube seriously, you just know she's a demon in the sack" #
- Guy: "what does @jwz look like?" Me: "he is 8 ft tall, stunningly handsome, and glows with the inner fire of depravity" #
- It's surprising how boring the fetishization of self-destruction can be. #
- Today on "found in the rafters at @dnalounge" http://t.co/py7vZWU1 #
- Some truths are triphammers that form you a little more every time you pass through them. #
- Tonight's transbay bus obscure argument: "is this shit calamari or what?" #
- This may be the best obituary ever: RIP, "Flathead" http://t.co/ofoUefTs #
- Oops. Sparky's is closed by health dept due to "vermin infestation". Guess someone else noticed the mice. #
- RT @two_pi_r: i believe that life begins at misconception #
- I walk out the door and Oakland's all WHATTUP SUMMER #
- On TV News tonight: existential void filled, happiness found. Oh wait, sorry, that was just an advertisement. #
- That weird moment when someone on twitter lets a personal detail slip and you realize who they are in real life #
- Quien es mas macho, Earnest Black Weatherman o Goofy White Weatherman? Quien es mas macho? #
- RT @667m: career dysregulation disorder is the new renaissance man #
- I am making a force-directed graph of my interests and possible career moves. It bears a remarkable resemblance to the tree of life. #
- Show of hands: does anyone actually like the new gmail look? #
- Ok anyone who has intimate knowledge of my hair: suggest hairsyles for me please (pref with photos). Apparently I suck at this. #
- google image search for f.m. einheit: page 3: Neil Diamond album cover. #
- The traditional listening to "Redukt" while repairing hairclippers before giving oneself a haircut #
- what else can I shave #
- dammit did I just use a hashtag in an IM conversation yes I did #noPoMo #
- Laibach's album "wat" is well named #IchsprechekeinDeutsch #
- Does anyone in my tweetbubble have any experience using js/html5 to play an RTMP stream? is that even feasible? #
- I just accidentally quickscrolled my twitter feed and read "Merovingian duckling dotcom bubble " #dottumblrdotcom #
- I love how there's a sort of unspoken friendly competition for getting RTd by famous people we admire. Weird side effect of the medium. #
- Chairs made with magnets and gravity. WANT. http://t.co/aE6D3JwT #
- "did you think we were kidding?" #
- Oh look, sparky's is open again. You may resume your disgusting consumption. #
- ick. Someone detonated a can of carpet cleaner in my street and the entire area around my house smells Fuck You Fresh #
- researching rtmp streams. Reading a document with ascii diagrams of packet headers. Flashbacks to learning TCP when xterms roamed the earth #
- however, doing this while listening to Laibach I don't think I've done previously #
- Pizza guy: "We're a liiiittle backed up tonight on delivery." Me: "yeah, Friday" PG: "Yeah also it's Weed Day or whatever they call that" #
- who's not smoking weed today? #raiseshand #sameaseveryday #
- just wanna say, every time I read or watch anything by @rmurphey I feel like I level up a little more. Thanks! #
- watching video tutorial from a british guy, every time he says "haich tee tee pee" I snicker. #
- every time I get ".DS_Store can't be moved because it's invisible" I hear "We're in a whorehouse I'm invisible!" from Converter's "In Hell" #
- Happy Festival of Astarte! #
- Wow. Turns out changing the default search engine in Safari to something other than the big three requires editing the binary by hand. #
- Submitting bug report for UX failure. Explain failure in workflow and how to fix. "Alternately, you could hire me as a UX/UI person." #
- While the filesystem is encrypting is a perfect time for a smoke break! #
- "smh" is a mutated form of "meh". It is pronounced "smeh". #
- This is one fragment of a larger question, and @willowbl00 begins to tackle it admirably: on MAKE/DARPA : http://t.co/94slgzQ5 #
- The larger question there being, of course, we're hackers, we can come up with better than the standard binary model for "selling out" #
- good stuff (abstract video): Contextual Forms by Daniel Palacios http://t.co/ApVRR3je #
- Job posting implies using Fireworks for wireframing. Well I guess you could do that, but… that seems like worst of both worlds? #
- It's one of those days where MozDev for some reason starts giving me pages in Chinese #
- oh, CSS. Why does adding a 4px box-shadow to a div not affect it's positioning, but adding a 1px border does? #
- Design peeps: is there such a thing as a responsive grid system that will allow for a single column div across multiple rows? want left nav. #
- I have some amazing friends. And I don't mean that just in the world-changing way like usual, I mean, just interpersonally. Thank you. #
- "The Social Graph is Neither", a fascinating read re social network and identity http://t.co/gWUaF8kx /ht @fadesingh #
- "Asking computer nerds to design social software is a little bit like hiring a Mormon bartender." #
- "Joseph Campbell, who taught that all heroes are aspects of a greater hero and therefore nobody can sue anybody ever." — shirt.woot desc #
- Sometimes I get so tired of explaining myself #
- second day in a row waking up from dreams of unhealthy gay relationships. Sup, brain? #
- Well not both unhealthy. First one was Stockholm syndrome, second was a (pretty friendly) breakup. #
- can someone more cogent than a man page tell me how to make rsync actually copy files referred to by a symbolic link on a mac? #
- unrelated: noise music peeps: I am looking for more slow structured but aggressive noise, a la Ben Frost. Suggestions please? #
- "Can you see the forest for the trees? Do you need to stand in a clearing? Are you a boxer?" #
- Today was a meditation on radical indepence. And nothing to exemplify that better than a Sepultura pit. #
- Here is a hampster vomiting an eyeball http://t.co/Zftu19kQ #
- I find this a fascinating exercise: determine if a NYC photo was taken by a local or tourist http://t.co/AfPRFdDq I'm 15 for 20 so far #
- My basic criteria if it involves looking up or is a picture of a New Yorker, a New Yorker didn't take it #
- Hey Abq peeps, you're right in line for a great view of the upcoming eclipse: http://t.co/Jfdnclx7 #
- Attn Shadowrun fans: OH HELL YEAH http://t.co/TpHcQJdM #
- did you ever have a client who was so '94 you were tempted to rewrite their blog in node.js out of spite? #
- So is anyone in my tweetverse working with streaming video in html5? What's the current best practice / tools for this moving target? #
- RT @IDMclean: The middle class has Renfield syndrome, they think they'll rise to become vampires too if they give their lifeblood. #
- debating the relative merits of using a table to present tabular data. Feels dirty, like using duct tape to repair ducts. #
- "Web developer goes into a bar but leaves as soon as he sees the table layout." — comment on stackoverflow #
- Erotic cryptotheoretical interpretations of qabbalistic symbolism + erotomusical synchronicity + apophenia 4 teh lulz #
- "As an occulturally degenerate structure, the Tree of Life is based on a macho-orgasmic model of progression". I LOLd hard #
- ~ @sfslim my ideas will soon expand to retroactively encompass all previous thought. ENJOY HISTORY WHILE YOU HAVE IT SUCKERS in reply to sfslim #
- I'm not going to out them, but I just followed someone partially because their site uses a wp theme I almost used #aestheticaetheric #
- And then, to maintain balance, I followed a duck. #
- best text editor error of the night: "Sexy comment aborted. Nested sexy cannot be nested." #
- I beg to differ, given recent experience. #
- Yay! someone is working on the duckduckgo aspect ratio calculator I suggested! http://t.co/MMOne2eS #
- "Yeah I should put pants on. Instead of writing bash scripts." #
- Huge AI? Sure. Hardwired net implant? No problem. Writ of Habeus Corpus affecting the CIA? That wrecked my suspension of disbelief. #
- I see an @edrabbit carrying what must be an IP table. #
- Well I'm certainly glad I moved away from flash development http://t.co/g3Uwz2kI #
- Especially with the new sensory elements coming to html5 http://t.co/MdMtzrpp #
- would you like to see an aspect ratio calculator built in to duckduckgo? go vote for my plugin suggestion http://t.co/9B4774Ks #
- "…a shadowy organization known only as Them. Or They, depending on grammatical needs." #
- Wow I found a great thing that [REDACTED] did a while back, but I'm not going to tell him because no doubt he'll complain that it sucks #
- RT @vox_poprocks: Beating the surveillance state makes you look uncomfortably like a scene kid. http://t.co/7FwAvClT #
- Business with friends: "You owe me money, motherfucker." "How much?" "Uh. I don't remember." #
- "Nothing is certain but Death and Taxonomy" — Cat and Girl /ht @10_9 #
- RT @maltman23: It's official. I'm greatly saddened I won't be helping at US Maker Faires after they applied for and accepted a DARPA grant. #
- New Boots are like having someone hugging your feet ALL THE TIME. And they they start biting you. Kind of like dating a goth. #
- OH from lesbian friend: "Sometimes you just have to get over your little hangups and her heterosexuality in service of a good joke" #
- "Condensed milk… it's like you took cows and precipitated them" — @queerviolet #
- RT @sfslim /cc @Pundamentalism RT @ZachWeiner: A climatologist walks into 3 bars. He feels a lot of pressure. #
- RT @qtrnevermore: my art shop is now open: http://t.co/buX20Nws http://t.co/XvtW1SA1 #
- Ladies and gentlemen, in case you were getting tired of your bubble, here is Sheboygan http://t.co/32bkppW6 #
- Not-cultural-norm-attractive girls wearing Hooters shirts makes me happy and sad #
- Finally realized how I feel about Berkeley. It's the countercultural equivalent of walking through the ruins of a cathedral. #
- Net connection not stable enough to stream music? What is this having to have local copies of media 20th century bullshit? #
- http://t.co/mEMF8i8z "This is like the Malleus Malificarum, if it were written by Judy Blume". HT @openfly in reply to openfly #
- This has interesting potential for storytelling beyond twitter/tumblr models http://t.co/me8hd4A1 #
- Is there such a thing as an iPhone on a non-contract / pay as you go basis? #
- Let me rephrase the question: I am getting tired of Android's bullshit. I am on monthly plan with tmobile. Am I screwed [Y/y] #
- Send overlapping logo idea to client. Feedback: "It's probably because I'm at the Armory right now but it looks like two logos humping." #
- in other Social Networking news, I have opened anonymous questions on my tumblr. LET THE GAMES BEGIN. #
- Oh my god. Free Bird just came up on shuffle. WHY DO I HAVE THIS EVEN? oh I know, so I have a reply when someone yells for it. #
- You know you want a wallpaper that's Death Cab for Cutie lyrics over a picture of Ben Bernanke http://t.co/oALshs12 #
- Listening to Argentinian Tango. Drinking Root Beer. reading about Bayesian networks #howIroll #
- wow there's really no better example of FUD than tumblr's response to having Missing E installed. #
- Techniques for stimulating creative thinking and problem solving, independent of application. Go! #askdrtwitter #5am #
- ~@m1k3y This I did not know: "German musician Blixa Bargeld has a similar [to Oblique Strategies] navigation system, called Dave" DAVE? in reply to m1k3y #
- After a long night of bootie, I just made my own mashup. Hecq's Nightfalls and Talking Heads' The Overload. Goodnight. #
- <3 TrueCrypt #
- Encrypting porn before going to see geniuses. #
- Tweeting gratuitously from my android phone from the mac store, from sheer perversity. #
- They tell me that breaking the spacetime continuum is not covered by my warranty. #
- Prognosis: bad HD. Will be without machine till at least Tues #
- And I keep thinking "well I certainly did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living" #
- setting up a temp dev environment off a backup drive makes me feel like The Jerk. "and this .vimrc! …and this .tmux_conf! but that's all!" #
- And now here's Steve Reich with today's weather http://t.co/19a50O8K #
- A beautiful thing is no less beautiful because it ends #
- and every ending is just a changing of manifest form. It is impossible to kill an idea. #
- "it's the kind of thing that once drove men / into the desert night" #
- To support and amplify @unwoman : we are on good terms. I want no anger toward her. It was worth it. #
- Newly single, new hard drive. On the same day. I feel like there's a moral lesson here somewhere. #
- ~ @IHazRabies that's pretty accurate, as moral lessons go. re-installing ALL the software turns out to be a cheap form of retail therapy in reply to IHazRabies #
- It was pointed out a while ago that on the Julain calendar the ides is actually the 28th. Hail Caesar. #
- Actual error message: "You should change this to the correct path. Please note there is no correct path at this time." #
- RT @evacide: Apps like "Girls All Around Me" remind us all to keep an eye on our locational #privacy http://t.co/2OSCwDUW #
- The hell. There are only TWO Black Tape for a Blue Girl songs on spotify? I'M TRYING TO MOPE HERE #
- RT @voqo: I should clarify that when I say I'm a gender wizard, that wizard is Rincewind #
- "Be Even More Amazing With The New Collection of Premium Appliances." Actual ad copy. Well now I know how. About time. #
- dammit. now I'm exporting itunes libraries as xml and I'm not even wearing pants. #
- Her:"The two things not to discuss with a new person: religion and politics" Me: "because if you do God will make republicans win." #
- FCK YH MNMLSM #
- Mac: "Wtf is this .sit file, dude?" Me: "THE FUTURE IS NOW." #
- anyone who enjoys complaining about skrillex will enjoy http://t.co/fNBeo7L3 #
- Facebook is a tool for reminding me how bad I am at remembering peoples' names #
- Facebook: Fisher-Price My First Email Client #
- Deathguild Anniversary Day 2: Who Is Wearing The Same Outfit? #
- man what a fucking week #
- I just went looking for a unicode character and accidentally found a website that will sell me goat semen. Oh, the internet. #
- RT @tjcrowley: Steen's Law: "Given time, all things will be represented by a Unicode character." #
- RT @_caustic_ “@cellularsmoke it's the dulcimer version of Bulletproof Lolita I wanna hear. #MEADUPANDRIOT
- OH: "I have Portal!" "Portal makes me ill to play…" "I have dramamine!" #
- I've spent so much more time in video than in still lately that I make everything grey in ps and think "I'll apply a hue adjust later" #
- man, only Dieselboy would have a sample from the "IN A WORLD" guy #
- I just made a fart joke. it was clearly a cry for help. #
- Best client spec ever on a logo: "like moving around or some shit." #
- search for noise band. sponsored result: "Cochlear implant failure?" #
- I have been retweeted in my time of need by @fart_robot . I feel this is some sort of specific personal nadir. #
- Holy Time Warp: the 2k-era VIP2 Demoscene demo recreated with webGL http://t.co/2Cd26WUU #
- "Your lifestyle is the opposite of Occam's razor. It's like a hammer pounding beard hairs back into a face" – @unwoman #
- Beware! #
- This metal band is currently playing a song entitled "Broseidon, King of the Brocean." #
- Stupid Big Brother making it so search for "time tracking" gets a bunch of hits about sites tracking users, not billing software #
- Aerofs looks like an interesting p2p file sync service, this referral link will get me a beta invite if people use it http://t.co/5iSVNnyo #
- lazytwitter: am looking for mac software that tracks what time I spend on apps/pages but that keeps data local. suggestions? #
- if a site doesn't specify whether software is mac or windows, I can usually tell by the site design choices. #
- "That film watches me while I sleep and calls its friends" #
- personal analytics or no, I just can't bring myself to intentionally send tracking data to the Clown. I'd rather fill out a spreadsheet #
- dammit brain, if I'm going to have embarrassingly biological dreams about hot exes I want to at least see them naked #
- The schadenfreude of walking through rush hour #
- Identifying as female to get the better bathroom does not count as gender hacking. #
- RT @discordianquote A mystic is someone who wants to understand the universe, but is too lazy to study physics. #
- RT @kyleszikora "I have had it with these mother fucking snakes, on this mother fucking island!" – St. Patrick #
- There are some bands that as soon as you see their font choices, you just turn on the smoke machine. #
- During their last song I was able to find 6 bands with the same name. Including the time to start tor on my phone. #
- Master of Puppies #cutermetalalbums #
- Kittens are my Business, and Business is Good! #cutermetalalbums #
- Sea Otters of Destruction #cutermetalalbums #
- come on guys, this hashtag isn't gonna trend itself #
- ~ @Theremina FTFY http://t.co/sJvw2wUt #cutermetalalbums #
- This is what happens when I have to light shows like this: http://t.co/MNg3QOi2 #cutermetalalbums #
- Open tab of comparison chart between software. First page includes software for Apple Newton. Close tab. #
- I find it really, really hard to tell when they're done #
- RT @unwoman: "Like the unwanted spawn of a facehugger…" here's a new song, "The Bridge:" http://t.co/5Se2esNr #postapocalypticlovesong #
- one of my personal self-challenges as a VJ is to take effects that are cheesy and make them not so. Tonight: Find Edges! #
- just did an accidental search that revealed that three of my pinboard tags are "vacuum", "vagina", and "vaingloriousabandon". Seems legit. #
- I am a god damned one man army of video production #
- relatedly, if you come to Antilife tonight at Du Nord, you can see my crazy experimental midair projection to angry beats. #
- I'm pretty impressed at how github seems to have handled this ssh vuln, but man are all rails people crazy? #
- But let us not forget these words of wisdom from Egor Homakov: [1/2] #
- "But I do fucking need advance, improving! Is that it? I can do more, I want be gorgeous dude." [2/2] #
- It's funny what music services recommend to me based on their very limited knowledge of my very weird tastes. #
- relatedly, I don't know what the guy across from me is listening to, but he just went from pop-n-lock to air guitar. Must be skrillex. #
- ah browser cache, my old nemesis, we meet again. I thought I banished you in 2001 or so. #
- why yes it is possible to make a mbp unusuable with poorly written js. why no I am not pushing that code to the server. #
- In SF tonight: be sure to stop by @qtrnevermore 's art show at @66_6th ! I have it on good authority she'll be wearing a dress too! #
- "Fanny packs are the g-strings of backpacks" – @megabytemike #
- A thing you will never hear from someone who works at ThinkGeek: "boy I wish I had something with which to open this bottle." #
- Sometimes the best way to feel good about yourself is to realize you are not Michael Gira #
